Ray of F*cking Sunshine Candle - 4oz
Ray of F*cking Sunshine Candle - 4oz
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Guaranteed to brighten your day and your vocabulary with its hilarious and unapologetic charm. Let this candle be the beacon of light and expletives that your life never knew it needed! 🌞🤬😂
We take our wax seriously, but not ourselves! Our coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable sources. You can rest assured that no coconuts were harmed in the making of this candle!
The fun doesn't stop there! Choose from our wild array of fragrances: Beachwood (imagine beach parties with palm trees doing the limbo), Blackberry Vanilla (berries on a vacation with vanilla bean ice cream), Sage & Cypress (sage jokes and cypress puns not included), Wild Fig (for when you feel like going wild... but not too wild), Evergreen (a forest in your living room), Cinnamon Chai (spice up your life... and your chai), and last but not least, Blood Orange (cue dramatic music, but don't worry, it won't bite).
And the magic doesn't stop! Our wax is au naturel - no dyes, just good ol' natural color. The wick is made of cotton - no lead or zinc, so no worries about unwanted heavy metal concerts.
Rest assured that this candle is hand-poured with love in the good ol' USA, making it one of the most patriotic and hilarious candles out there.
So grab yourself an "Amberlicious" Jar Candle, light it up, and let the scents fill your space with joy and laughter for approximately 20 hours. It's a guaranteed orgasm for your senses! 🕯️😂🎉
Most of our products are original designs or graphics we’ve purchased the rights to use. Please don’t be a dick by plagiarizing our hard work.
We take our wax seriously, but not ourselves! Our coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and sourced from renewable sources. You can rest assured that no coconuts were harmed in the making of this candle!
The fun doesn't stop there! Choose from our wild array of fragrances: Beachwood (imagine beach parties with palm trees doing the limbo), Blackberry Vanilla (berries on a vacation with vanilla bean ice cream), Sage & Cypress (sage jokes and cypress puns not included), Wild Fig (for when you feel like going wild... but not too wild), Evergreen (a forest in your living room), Cinnamon Chai (spice up your life... and your chai), and last but not least, Blood Orange (cue dramatic music, but don't worry, it won't bite).
And the magic doesn't stop! Our wax is au naturel - no dyes, just good ol' natural color. The wick is made of cotton - no lead or zinc, so no worries about unwanted heavy metal concerts.
Rest assured that this candle is hand-poured with love in the good ol' USA, making it one of the most patriotic and hilarious candles out there.
So grab yourself an "Amberlicious" Jar Candle, light it up, and let the scents fill your space with joy and laughter for approximately 20 hours. It's a guaranteed orgasm for your senses! 🕯️😂🎉
Most of our products are original designs or graphics we’ve purchased the rights to use. Please don’t be a dick by plagiarizing our hard work.
